February 2012
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 19th
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January 2012
1 post
Jan 28th
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October 2011
6 posts
Oct 28th
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Oct 24th
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4 tags
I’m all about sloths right now.
Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 16th
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1 tag
Oct 13th
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September 2011
10 posts
Sep 15th
770 notes
3 tags
Sep 13th
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Sep 10th
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Sep 9th
6 notes
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Sep 9th
150 notes
6 tags
A drive through downtown Los Angeles in 1940 →
spiegelman: This is amazing. I’m a huge fan of long driving films, Los Angeles, and the 1940s, so this is a dream come true. Really, really cool.
Sep 7th
8 tags
Sep 7th
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Things my cat likes to put his bee-hole on (in...
Pens/Pencils Cell Phones Paper (any kind, esp. glossy magazines) Plastic Bottle Caps From Unfinished Beverages Remote Controls
Sep 7th
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Sep 7th
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Sep 6th
August 2011
4 posts
Aug 23rd
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Playlist for the week of August 21
1 The Chocolate Shake from Planet Raw in Santa Monica. This baby is made with nutmilk, honey, and pure voodoo. I’m not really a vegan-y type guy, but hoo man, it’s delicious. And it makes you feel less like adopting a prone position/hurling and more like taking on the world. You should probably drink one every day for the rest of your life. 2 Rdio (it’s pronounced...
Aug 22nd
Notes for future posts I don't have time to write...
Alice in Wonderland Syndrome Total Recall of Moped Accident Intricate Analysis of Saved by the Bell Theme Song Egg and “Sausage” Sandwich Bizarre Relationship Between the Island of St. Martin and Recording Artist Phil Collins
Aug 18th
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May 2011
7 posts
I could really go for some cereal right now, you guys. I’m coming off a no-cereal phase though, so I’m looking for cereal suggestions.
May 21st
May 18th
My Next Tweets, or "Is Dr. Phil a Full Time...
Any of the above could be MY NEXT TWEETS. I don’t know what kind of crazy algorithm they use to produce these results, but this is some awesome Dada stuff right here. My favorite thing at the moment. If you have ghosts in Laguna Beach, get over it.
May 17th
May 17th
WatchWatch
This is definitely one of my favorite things. It can be argued that breaking onstage erodes the integrity of comedy and is simply a shortcut to audience laughs. But it gets me EVERY TIME.
May 15th
May 14th
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Sushi Milkshake
This morning I woke up with the nonsense phrase “sushi milkshake” in my mind. I’m uncertain whether I was dreaming about the simple existence of a milkshake made of sushi (i.e. blended raw fish, dried seaweed, rice and milk, I guess?) or if I dreamed about going to a sushi restaurant with someone where we drank regular milkshakes. (Does one “drink” a shake, by the...
May 13th
April 2011
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Apr 12th
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Apr 6th
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March 2011
6 posts
“I like a view but I like to sit with my back turned to it.”
– Gertrude Stein
Mar 31st
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February 2011
2 posts
Feb 17th
Feb 17th
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January 2011
4 posts
Oprah has gone too far.
(via Conan)
Jan 6th
Cheeto just sat on the remote control and started recording Dr. Phil. I think he’s trying to tell me something.
Jan 6th
Jan 6th
WatchWatch
This nearly brought me to tears, probably because of the nostalgic value of the song for me personally, but also because it’s just plain beautiful. When that violin comes in to do the sax solo part? Come on. And Annie Clark’s voice. Record Club is a thing in which Beck gets together with a bunch of people and they cover an album in one day. Fun.
Jan 5th
November 2010
6 posts
WatchWatch
Cannot get enough Chet Baker.
Nov 26th
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Nov 24th
Well, I hope that the gospel choir that backed Justin Bieber on the AMAs are proud of themselves…
Nov 22nd